a boy by the pool

a boy by the pool
why aren't you swimming in the water?

I am studying water.
really? what is there to study?

water is interesting,
70% human body consists of water, which is made of 2 hydrogens and 1 oxygen.
and do you know 70% of Earth planet are water too?
water is also the best solvent out there...

a woman came up and yelled.
why are you sitting by the pool?
get in the water and learn to swim!

mom, i need to study water!

my gosh, you could study it in the pool.

no i can't! don't you know, science need to be objective.
if i were in the pool, how can i be objective?
distance is how i could be objective!
objective!
distance!
science!

to hell with your science!
the disguise!
either you are a coward,
or, or a lazy boy.
i bring you here to learn to swim!
now, off you go!
stop that none sense!