salesman of emotion

I am a salesman of emotion.  I sell all kinds of emotion. Let me explain.   

I am fortunate to be born in the 21st century when there are many incredible breakthroughs in medical field, especially in the mental department.  One of the greatest achievement of human being is finding out how emotion is processed, where it is originated, and how long it last.  Once we know completely about it, thanks to neuroscience,  we can start to sell it. 

It is a face that most people pursue certain emotions, like happiness, excitement...etc.  But they usually use physical means to induce emotion.  Our product, however, is much safer.  Many people would try to relax, by means of alcohol, speeding on highway, eating, sex and etc...  We on the other hand, provide either a simple pill, or a  electric product to induce the emotion that our customer want.  Customers can control the duration of the effect, level of the emotion, and with our advance product, they can even experience the emotion with a destination, which is a fantasy world, where they are safe from the physical world.

As we know, emotions don't last very long.  Some of the problematic symptoms,  like depression, or panic, can actually be cured by applying our product every day.  Our product will train your brain to regain the impaired function, and suppress the overly active part of it. 

I hope my presentation could answer your question about our products.  If you have any question, please contact us through email, telephone, or our website.  Thanks.